I don't want to jinx anything but we just had some of the smoothest travel ever.
And we were due it from the hellish ordeal we endured getting here.
First, we were a five-minute walk from a water stop in Venice that was the last before the ferry set out for the airport. So we hopped right on and since it was a boat there was no traffic. We were at the airport after a really nice 30-minute trip on the water.
We were second in line to check our bags at the counter and then we discovered a security line with no one - no one - in it. AND in Europe you don't have to take your shoes off!! We zipped through thinking this was too good to be true.
We had one last binge at the airport - a prosciutto and mozzarella panini and two pastries - before boarding.
The flight to Italy was amazing - clear as day over the Alps, and very smooth.

Since we were in the fourth row on the airplane we were off in no time.
Now, since we have an 18-hour layover and only one night in town, we didn't want to lug our bags. But right after grabbing them and walking upstairs, we checked in for the next leg of our flight and walked straight up to the baggage counter to check our bags through to Washington, DC.
A very nice man helped us get train tickets to Copenhagen City Center and we almost walked onto the wrong train but I know my Swedish geography (Hi Nicky!) and knew that Malmo and Ystad were in the wrong country, so we easily got on the right train.
Thirty minutes from stepping off the flight we were on the train , twelve minutes later we were in town center, ten minutes later we were at our hotel, and currently I am sipping a Carlsberg from the FREE minibar and using the FREE internet and we are about to have a great end to our amazing trip.
I just can't believe how fortuitous this leg of the trip has been. But we deserve it.